When i Was a Kid I'd Say If You Didn't Share Somethig With Me I Won't Be Your Best Friend

Little things make me what to scream and yell at the top of my lungs.
I try to make things simple and tell you stright up what I think. But you know that I can't do that. So I'll let you figure me out....just for fun.

Book Worms

The Only Book I Read Is Facebook

The other day ago my teacher asked me to sit down and read a book for  study hall. But then I told him that I didn’t have my favorite book with me at this time, He then told me that I could borrow one of his books that he had back in the shelf. I then said Mr, the only book I read is face book and noting more, facebook is more faboulous then the faboulous finds forver 21 could offer.  He told me well isnt that to bad you cant go on it. But you may take a book off of my shelf and read it if you please.

I think that was a bad Idea to tell the teacher that though, he had this mean look in his eye like as if he were going to toot his horn.

So the next time a teacher askes me to read a book In study hall the best thing I think I should do Is bring a book from home that  is an actual book so I wont have to read one of there boring science text books or some lame book that they have fom the 80's. 

Tahh-DOM

The Job I never had

The job Id like to have would be something cool. Iv always imagined owning a gallery of all my artwork and sculptueres and pretty like pictures as if they were so small they would be huge to ants.

If I could own one in some cute remote place. Then I think I would be the happist fish there could ever be. It could be a busness that could take off to the moon.

My dream is to live in New york and own a thirft store and sell like a bunch of random stuff, and play cool random music, and have the workers wear random clothes that are mix mached, with  marble colored shoes that shine when there is bright shafts of light beaming down .

In my store I will have many dressing room for them to try in my clothes. And have couches on the side so if they get tired of looking around then they can have a seat to put there seat on. Or if women are with there husbans and they don’t wanna walk around with them then they could sit down and wait till there wife is done. Something like that would be nice for a guy like that.Wouldnt it?

Mia

ME-Uh

My name has many different meaning, some in which I don’t know and some I don’t understand. Some that makes me wonder if the meaning of the name Mia is really the Sea Of Bitterness, and the origin of the name Mia is Scandinavia...Does that really mean that I’m bitter? If so, then I’m floating in my own sea of bitterness if I’m as bitter as they say.

Although that may mean that, I think that my name to me means that I am me, I am who I am, I am the girl that’s nor bitter then a bowl full of apples even though apples aren’t as bitter as bitter melon though.

Since my name is way to short to have a nickname I suppose you can just keep the same, Although I did have a friend that called me Mi Amor, It means my love in Spanish I think, I don’t know but when I was told that it was my nickname to him I though it was really cute.

Dont Hurt Me Without Telling Me How Your Doing It

My Best Non friend

You make me have pain like no other, you sit right between my belly button and my lower tummy like as if it were a jungle gym that’s about to fall.

You swoop through my body once a month for about four to five days, coming with a gift that’s changes me. Makes me more like an evil monster than my self. You turn me into a person that is sensitive to the littlest things. All because of you last night I cried because I got a text with a slash face. I sat there feeling alone and upset at nothing but myself.

I just wish that you would of never been born or where just a figure of my imagination. And when I try to tell people of whom you are they think I'm crazy. Overreacting and making you up.

The title you go by is Mother natures monthly gift, but the name I call you is mother Margaret. Therefore I’m not making you up. Just your name.

Could You Not

It’s So Quiet It’s Loud

My neighborhood is complicating and big, but not that big. It’s a neighborhood with many different names, to many different places. There are three parts, The Village, The Cove, And the Ridge.

As for I, I live in The Village. In the Village there are town houses in which I live in. Unfortunately living in the town houses you have to deal with the noise.

My complex has many, many, many various types of dogs.

Therefore during the day sometimes the dogs can be very loud, bark, bark, barking back and forth with each other as if they were having a catfight. Its annoys me because during that time of there yapping, I’m watching my favorite shows on T.V.

So if your shows are from three to six in the afternoon on T.V like mine, than living in the Village would not be best for your alone time with your T.V.

Why Do You have To Make It Seem Like Its All My Fult ?

Don't give me that look you always do
With your shining eyes
And long like noodle lashes
I see how this is going
Your doing it again
Will you just stop it please
Pretty please with a cherry on top
 . . . .. Oh boy  . .   . . . . .
Now there you go again
And I know that your gonna say it
Right . . . . .  .
About . . . . . . . . . . . .
Now . . .  . .. .  . . .. . . . . . . . .

" I Stomp An March As If I Was In Pain ".

I walk in a line
A straight line
It's a line that's so straight
That it curves
And when there comes to a point
Where I have to decide whether to go
Left or right
I stop
I don't know where to go
Sometimes I just stand there
Stand there and wait until someone passes me
So they may pick the way to go
And then I shall follow them
Not knowing where I may end up
But just keep following

Stop Touching Me

While i'm watching TV i would like it 

If you didn't touch my face

What I Had Done To Her . . . . . . . .

I walked into 

The darkness of your heart

I turned your frown upside down

I brought you happiness 

I brought you joy

I made you smile 

Like no one had done before

I made you think that I was the best thing 

That ever happened to you

And you know what

I think I did a good job at it to

Because we lasted for a month 

I'm good aren't I?

Ahahahahahahah 

Yes I am

Cont . . . Secrets # 6-10

#6. I think i'm in love with coffee.

#7.  I suck at math, so don't ask me to help you.

#8. I sleep more than an average person. Lol

#9.  I'm not sure if i'm more scared or mad about finding out the truth about what really happened .

#10. I'm scared of clowns. Like really scared . . .  .

Eating Them Up Like Potato Chips

I munch

I crunch 

I eat a bunch

I eat it even though

I hate 

Veggie straws







( For the recored I hate veggie straws, I think I only ate it that day because I was really bored. And you know girls, when there bored they will eat all sorts of nonsense just to keep them preoccupied).

Secrets from 1-5

# 1. I love to talk to you when i'm feeling down.

#2. I love to sing and dance. Even when I look foolish.

#3. When I tell you that I need you to leave me alone. I really mean make me feel better will yeah..

#4. I Cant stand when people look over your shoulder and see what you're doing.

#5. We use to talk all of he time.. And now we barley talk ... whats up with that. I miss long conversations to last all night.Even when you fall asleep on the phone, and i'm still there.Btw you snore really cute.

C.S.I NY

The lady in C.S.I  NY Said shinanagans :D

WAKA WAKA NOM NOM NOM

I KNOW A BIG MONSTER
HIS EYES ARE GREEN
WITH A TINT OF BROWN
SO ITS MORE LIKE A HAZEL
HE SMELLS LIKE FRIED TOFU
I THINK ITS BECAUSE HE EATS IT TO MUCH
HIS FAVORITE THING TO DO IS JUMP UP ON TO TABLES AND DANCE  LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW
HIS HOBBIES ARE POKING THINGS WITH A STICK, EATING, SLEEPING AND RUNNING WITH THE BULLS
HES NOT ONE OF THOES SCARY MONSTERS
HE IS NICE AND ENJOYS SHARING HIS THOUGHTS ABOUT PUPPYS
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ADD HIM ON FACEBOOK
HIS NAME IS ALFRED JAMES ADEMS THE FOURTH, AKA AJ
AND IF YOU WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT HIM
HE LOVES LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH
DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT
PLAYING GOLF WITH HIS BUDDYS
HE ALSO ENJOYS EATING SNACK PACKS WITH HIS THUMB
AND HIS FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIMES IS SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS
AND IF HE WHERE HERE RIGHT NOW
I THINK HE WOULD SAY
HOWDEDO :D

Talk to the hand

KEEGAN!!!

My dear friend

Oh how he confuses me in many ways

He needs to learn how to teach people 

How to make an AIM  correctly.

AIM,AIM Oh how is spells my name backwards.

                                               AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And how i beat him at smiley wars on Facebook.                   Oh joy how fun that is .

Keegan if you are reading this 

You 

Should 

Become

One

Of 

My

Followers

Also

Post

on 

it

And also if are reading this. You did not find the OWL first, I did.