Did I Tell you can be so annoying

Tonight was suppose to be a start of something new, a fresh start from being what you use to be.
Going to a fancy party. With fancy people, your suppose to at least act civilized, you know. Not drink all of there Vodka sitting on the stool, not dance around drunk like a foolin baboon. Act like your a mature adult like you should be. Just because your old and "super cool", does not mean your better then the rest of us, and that does not mean you can show off how much you can drink in one sitting.
And when people ask you to come sit next to them and chat, please, please i know that your bored, but please act like you at least care for what they have to say.
Grandpa, I know that your trying to be better then you usually are, but it really not working, And I'm extremely annoyed with the fact that you thought i had disrespected you, but really i was only trying to offer you a seat down, And also yelling at me in front of other people, especially when i did nothing wrong, i really don't appreciate that, and I know i had said this many times before but your drunkenness really takes a tool on the way your mind works, and when you drink you sorta go a little whooohoo in the head if you know what i mean, so clearly your the one that is mistaken for the actions i had made. So please, If your gonna yell a me go ahead and do it, but you might wanna get the facts straight, and not be druck so you can understand what your really trying to saying.